May 2012
48 posts
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3 tags
Anonymous asked: you look like a barbie. plastic or something.
Anonymous asked: You look like an angel.
“I’m going to kill myself”
– Me whenever I come across a moderate inconvenience (via defeating)
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dianarules:
Jack White, marry me. I love you.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
April 2012
220 posts
